Post by S on Jul 10, 2010 18:31:53 GMT -5
Welcome to Disorder Heaven Asylum.
We do hope that you enjoy your stay... If your conscious enough to remember it. What's that you ask? What did I say? Oh, nothing, you must be hearing things. Have you gotten that checked out? Perhaps you should come inside so we can take a look at you...
Disorder Heaven has been around for many years, and houses some of the most crazy, insane, sadistic, mad, off the wall people you'll ever hope not to meet! But more importantly, Disorder Heaven it's home to those disgusting Gifteds. Those people who just aren't normal, and have no right to be walking about on our streets. Prison's too good for them. They're not just dangerous, they're wrong. They shouldn't exist. They need to be locked away and dealt with, along with all of those crazy, raving lunatics that get sent here.
So do be careful while you're here visiting, although I'm not quite sure why you would be. Disorder Heaven is no place for you to send someone you care about, for while of course we take very good care of our inmates -- I mean, patients -- you don't want to subject them to living in the same vicinity as Gifteds if you don't have to, right? Not to mention Leeds Castle, which we reside in, was built to keep people in, and out. You never know quite what you'll find around here, seeing as we do need to be sure that these grounds are secure. The castle was so kindly donated for our use by the Prime Minister, so it's important we assure it's not vandalized or anything of the sort. But if you can put all of that aside, we'd be glad to have you drop by... Just be sure to pack for a long trip, as I'm sure that I told you that Disorder Heaven doesn't actually allow visitors...
We only accept new arrivals.
Welcome again.
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